We open at The Max where Screech has decided it’s been too long since there was a subplot about him sexually harassing Lisa and, since we’re getting closer to the end of the series, we needed just one more. So, yeah, the gang tries to reason with him, except for Zack Morris who’s encouraging him for some reason. We find out some disturbing facts, like that Screech has been after Lisa for ten years since they had different families and lives in Indiana, or that Screech’s dad got his mom by wearing his underwear outside his pants. A Powers family reunion could be the plot of a horror film, couldn’t it?
Lisa, meanwhile, is excited that a recruiter from the Fashion Institute of Technology is coming to California just to see Lisa. Gee, that’s nice of them to fly from New York just to see a random student’s work. Good thing Lisa’s a part of the one percent! And why can they use the real name of this college but they had to change Stanford and invent random colleges in California? Oh, whatever. Lisa wants to impress the recruiter so the gang agree to help her put on a fashion show with Zack Morris coordinating, because nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea.
Oh, also Screech randomly gives Lisa a locket from his dead aunt complete with a charm to induce vomiting should she ever become bulimic. Oh, I pine for the days when my stalker would give me presents he got from his dead aunt.
At Bayside, Zack Morris assigns Kelly and Jessie to help sew the clothes since they’ve returned this week from their mysterious disappearance while Zack Morris and Slater look for a venue. Oh, fuck this show. You’re just going to have it at The Max! You have everything at The Max!
Also, Screech tries to convince Lisa he should be a model, but there isn’t enough drugs in the world to get anyone high enough to convince anyone Screech can model anything.
Unless, of course, he’s like eight and modeling He-Man.
Lisa worries about her stuff not being good enough and not being able to get into college but Zack Morris assures her there will be a nice spot open for her on The College Years should she fuck this up. Also, we learn that Screech collects Lisa’s broken fingernails. This just went from stalker territory to Criminal Minds plot.
In the hallway, Screech’s newest idea to worm his way into Lisa’s fashion show is to give commentary on the designs, which he demonstrates by insulting Mr. Belding’s suit. Zack Morris knows he needs to advance the plot so he doesn’t notice the obvious stupidity signs and agrees to ask Lisa.
Zack Morris tells Lisa that the manager of The Max agreed to let them have the fashion show there because what the hell? See, I told you they’d just have it at The Max! Also, Zack Morris convinces Lisa to let Screech do the commentary, though she’s initially reluctant, because he convinces her that stalkers are the best people to say good things about you.
Also Zack Morris models some clothes for Lisa because we need an excuse to get them alone together. Lisa thanks Zack Morris for his help and they randomly decide to kiss, which excites the audience so much they orgasm.
They look at each other in confusion like, “Where the hell did that twist come from?” and part for the night.
At The Max, Zack Morris gives final instructions for modeling because he’s obviously the most experienced of the gang in modeling. We have some time wasting with Lisa freaking out again and Zack Morris and Lisa stay behind to talk about their kissing some more. They decide to kiss again and the sex deprived audience decides to freak out again.
And Zack Morris is sporting the “white pimp” look. So, as you can guess, Screech throws a huge temper tantrum while describing the fashions, implying that he’s never seen any indication Lisa didn’t want him despite the fact that everyone has been telling him that all episode, not to mention that she’s been repulsed by the mere sight of him since episode two of Good Morning, Miss Bliss. After telling Zack Morris off for “stabbing him in the back,” he walks off and Mr. Belding finishes up as announcer despite the fact that he doesn’t seem to even know that cloth on Zack Morris’s legs is called “pants.”
After the gang plot to finally kill off Screech for being a complete fucktard, Ms. Parks tells Lisa that she likes her sense of fashion and doesn’t trust a word Screech says after the release of Behind the Bell. As a result, she’s recommending Lisa for admission to the Fashion Institute of Technology.
At Bayside, Screech won’t talk to Zack Morris because kissing the girl he’s been stalking for a decade is a crime worthy of death. Screech challenges Zack Morris to a fight because that worked out so well in the season opener and because Screech obviously has the same physical prowess of Slater.
At The Max, Zack Morris recaps the events of the last minute to Lisa and they talk about how they really like each other enough to date for the rest of this episode. A random nerd comes in and says they’re betting on how many times Zack Morris will murder Screech in the fight.
In the hallway, Screech demonstrates his idiotic version of the martial arts, which it’s funny since, in two more years, he’s supposedly a black belt in karate but he can’t even do martial arts right.
This is enough for Lisa, who steps in and tells Screech to stop being a fucking psychotic ass sexual deviant and get the fuck over her so he can date other women in The College Years and The New Class. Screech tells Lisa she was his first love, which is creepy as fuck considering they never actually dated, and that she’s hard to get over, despite his dating Violet and Punky Brewster in between his bouts of obsession over her.
Screech gives Zack Morris permission to date Lisa as long as they both promise not to mention this brief fling again after this episode, and Zack Morris agrees to Screech’s conditions. Zack Morris and Screech make up and Zack Morris takes Lisa off to finish up their one episode romance.And our episode ends with Screech deciding to creepily stalk another member of the gang so he’ll be well prepared for the high school girls he’s going to scar on The New Class.